charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(Source: imayhavebeenborn, via carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel)

croutoncat:

i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

(via parkingstrange)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via trust)

That post was good but I’m not reblogging it because tumble recommended it and I hate this system

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

(Source: lcheesebagool, via carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel)

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

2dmirage:

True story.

As it should be.

(via carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel)

tastefullyoffensive:

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(Source: explosm)

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

(via carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel)

lordhigharchdukeofcrieffstonia:

whitfit:

begentlewithmewatson:

satdeshret:

warriorcreek:

The Warrior Pack purse line. There are 8 different ways you can wear the purse (handbag, purse, thigh holster, shoulder holster, messenger bag, backpack, fanny pack, and protected purse). Simply adjust the straps to change the look. The safest purse ever created and even more safe with a Glock 23 in the middle compartment! A high quality leather bag that is fun and gets noticed. See more at www.warrior-creek.com. and visit Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/WarriorCreek for giveaways and promotional offers. This bag is badass!

My need for this is also mighty

THEY FINALLY MADE IT COMMERCIALLY YES YES YES.

I fucking need this ok

FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE I AM MEANT TO HAVGE THIS I WILL HAVE THIS

(via carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel)

Zodiac Fall Party! - Short Story

astrolocheese:

Gemini: Never have I ever set Aries’ house on fire.

Aries: YOU BIG FAT LIAR, IMMA START A FIGHT. IMMA KILL YOU. IMMA eat some tortilla chips with salsa. How DO you make that dip, Taurus?

Taurus: It’s my ol’ grangran’s recipe, God bless her heart.

Pisces: I’m sorry for your lost :(